Drive-Thru Etiquette…

Posted in Grumblings with tags , , on July 16, 2015 by chemiclord

I’ve been loathe to use this blog as a personal sounding board, wanting it to remain quasi-professional… but after years of either working in the service industry or watching others making use of those services, I’ve kinda put together a personal list for Drive-Thru Etiquette that I’m finally going to share with the greater world.

1) If you don’t know what you want, please either pull to the side or pull around rather than hem and haw for several minutes while the line grows behind you.  Figure out what you want, then pull up to order.

2) “I want the special” likely isn’t sufficient information for your server.  Please elaborate rather than ask the poor sot to guess.

3) If you are ordering for more than four people, please go inside rather than hold up the line for ten minutes or more just because you are too lazy to get out of your car.

4) Don’t say, “It doesn’t matter” when you’re given a question.  The people trying to serve you aren’t paid nearly enough to try and figure out what you’d like more.  I know it’s hard to think, but give a shot.

5) When a server greets you (either in person or at a speaker), the proper response isn’t silence.

6) Don’t change or add to your order at the payment window.  You were likely given no fewer than three opportunities to change your mind before you even pulled up.  And especially don’t try to change your order after you’ve paid.

7) You’re not being slick or smart asking for a water after you’ve paid and gotten your food.  If the company charges for water, they aren’t gonna give you a complimentary one just because they don’t want to ring you up again.  Chances are, you’re just getting free water they are more than willing to give as it is.  You just look like a tool.  Stop.

8) If you can’t read the menu board… go home, get your glasses, then come back.  I don’t want to share the road with you if you are so damn blind that you can’t read.

I think if we strive to follow these simple rules, that the process of getting what you’re looking for will be smoother and more enjoyable for you, the servers, and most importantly the people waiting behind your stupid ass.

Thank you.

First Draft for The Fire Fox

Posted in Updates with tags , , on July 6, 2015 by chemiclord

Whelp, after some silence and grumblings about non-related things, time to make a work related announcement.

The first draft of Endgames book #3, “The Fire Fox” has been completed.  Now to the editing and revision process with the hope of a late August or early September release.

On Entitlement (Again)…

Posted in Grumblings with tags , , on June 18, 2015 by chemiclord

It should come as no surprise that I cringe at the invocation of the word, “entitled.”  It also should come as no surprise that when it comes to fan entitlement pertaining to content decisions of the creator, that I will near always side with the content creators over the fans.

The word has come to have an extremely negative connotation, one that isn’t always deserved.

The term has emerged again most recently in Guild Wars 2 fandom (a game that I still play with some degree of frequency), pertaining to the impeding release of the games first expansion pack.  Many “veteran” fans are furious for a bevy of reasons, and in the spirit of total fairness, the fans aren’t entirely in the wrong.

The first complaint is that $50 is simply too high of a price tag for what has been presented.  I’m not in disagreement, in all honesty.  That’s something that can be rectified as more information pertaining to the expansion is released, but at the moment, it’s not enough for the “industry standard” price tag that has been slapped on it.  You’re asking for fans to fork over money sight unseen, and Arena.net hasn’t particularly given a compelling reason to do so yet.

Still others are angry that purchasing the base expansion doesn’t come with a free character slot, something that previous games under the Guild Wars umbrella has done in the past.  Again, I’m in agreement.  There needs to be a compelling reason to break from precedent, and Arena.net has offered pretty much nothing but silence.

Entitlement doesn’t always have to be a bad thing… and in these complaints, you are seeing the positive side of it.  Standing up for what you think is a fair price to you is something that should be applauded as sound customer thinking.  And if the protest actually stirs a change in the original plan, then it can only be a victory for customers everywhere.

But, unfortunately, I can’t completely side with the fans, because once again, we have the shitty, toxic element whose beef isn’t the price or the lack of bonus perks… but that purchase of the expansion will come with the base game at no extra cost for new players.  In summary, they aren’t angry because they feel cheated, they’re angry because they feel someone else is getting more than them.  If you’re a member of this group, let it be known you’re a terrible person who needs to be summarily ignored and your complaints dismissed without merit.

On Creative Vision…

Posted in Grumblings on May 27, 2015 by chemiclord

If you believe the general thrust of the Internet, creators and their audience are at war.

Whether its games taking away things that “fans” loved (like the illusion of choice in Mass Effect 3… or the lack of dungeon content in Guild Wars 2… or the recent decision to ban flying in expansions for World of Warcraft), authors not acknowledging a fan groups “ship” (like anything in Harry Potter) or killing a character they liked (pick a page at random in A Song of Fire and Ice).  TV shows changing their focus or direction (I’ve heard so much grumbling about Supernatural on this score)… fans seem to be convinced that creators want to make them cry and ruin their fun.

Now, on that same score, I’ve heard a plenty good number of creators grumble about “entitled”, “whiny” fans who don’t respect the creator’s vision, who just want to complain about something, anything, and want to drag creators down because the “fans” are jealous and don’t want to be reminded of their talentlessness or want to be catered to.

Now, sure… a great deal of this is the nature of the Internet, the place in the words of Kevin Smith via Ben Affleck is
” … where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.”  But there is a considerable bit of animosity, especially when change happens to something we are creating or care about.

I think one thing we all need to remember in the fan/creator dynamic is that none of us are really invested in each other, we are all invested emotionally and financially in the same intellectual property.  As a result, the decisions made and the things said really aren’t targeting people, it’s targeting our shared investment in this created work.

But in addition to that, here are some more things I think should be considered.

To Creators: Change is something of an anathema to your fans.  No matter what you do, you’re going to upset people.  But that’s not an excuse to just say “fuck it.  I’m gonna do what I want because people are gonna bitch anyway.”  Whenever you make a change, I think you should ask, “Is pursuing my creative vision worth the good will and the money I will likely lose?  Which is more important to me?”

Believe it or not, there is no wrong answer to that question, regardless of what some scoffing hipster might tell you about the pursuit of “art.”  The thing to remember is, that your fans aren’t necessary blind, or despise your “vision” or are too ignorant to understand.  People like what they like, and getting angry over your changes simply says, “I don’t like this.”  They really aren’t attacking you or dismissing your vision necessarily, even if it sounds like it.  They often don’t know any better way to express their distaste.

Getting angry or curt is understandable, but it doesn’t actually accomplish anything.  At some point in the entire process, someone has to be above the pettiness, and that responsibility pretty much has to stem from the creator, because it’s rare that a creator who acts so immaturely maintains any fans for very long.

To Fans: It’s important to remind yourself that regardless of your individual investment, there is no special relationship between a creator and his or her fans.  There is absolutely no obligation whatsoever to cater to your whims or desires.

Outside of a commissioned work, your money only entitles you to the product you received.  If you don’t like that product in the end, that’s fine, and it is entirely within your right to not support the product in the future.  It is even acceptable to try and explain what it is you don’t like, and what you’d rather experience.

What it doesn’t entitle you to is the right to behave as poorly or maliciously as you can to try and “convince” the creator they are making a “mistake.”  If a creator has decided to pursue his or her vision over your wants, that is final. Becoming rude and/or violent is terrible, juvenile behavior that has no place in acceptable interaction.  You do not make your point when you cross that line… if anything, you prove why you shouldn’t get what you want.

On Sad and Rabid Puppies…

Posted in Grumblings on April 29, 2015 by chemiclord

Take this with a grain of salt coming from a man who has never been, and never will be, nominated for a Hugo.

As I understand the story, a group of people led by the oh so charming sample of genteel masculinity, Vox Day, created a voting bloc (manned by fellow thinkers and borrowing from the GamerGate power pool) by effectively buying memberships in the World Science Fiction Convention and using that voting power to push a handful of retrograde, “space exploring and daring-doo” (read also, chauvinistic and borderline racist) stories to the forefront of the awards ceremony.

This, predictably, set off an Internet fire storm between people who think the 60’s should remain the 60’s, and conservatives who are dead set on opening new fronts in America’s “culture war” against “SJWs.”

Did this happen?  Probably.  Does Vox Day embody some of the worst kind of slimy anti-progressive thoughts in our country?  I’m sure (based on my limited experience with the man).  Are the Sad Puppies right that they’re simply doing what the “Social Justice Warriors” have been doing for years?  I’m sure.

But for those who are afraid this is a setback in the cause of equality and social justice… allow me to assure you, it isn’t.  Hell, in the realm of science fiction, they were abjectly defeated by the early 70’s.  The most prominent creators in the fields that they once felt they held dominion are now controlled by the likes of Joss Whedon and J.J. Abrams (being handed the helm from the likes of Gene Roddenberry in the process).  In ever increasing numbers, readers and those consuming science fiction are demanding women that are more than scenery and yes, even representation of capable minority characters.  Science Fiction is the perfect breeding ground for the sort of political and social exploration of what our civilization and culture could (and perhaps should) be.

This “new front” of theirs isn’t going to bear any fruit, and no commandeering an awards ceremony is going to change that.  There’s certainly dogged resistance, but let’s be honest… those who are fighting on the conservative side of this war deep down know they’re losing.  At this point, they’re merely desperately trying to dictate the terms of their surrender.

Rest easy, my friends.  The only thing the Sad Puppies might do is damage the reputation of the Hugo Awards.  Which, honestly, would be a pretty small and insignificant victory for those trying to resist the inevitable.

So, I’m Getting Followers Now…

Posted in Grumblings on April 1, 2015 by chemiclord

Welcome to the most boring place on the Internet… I guess.

Seriously, though.  Every year I promise to be more active in this blog.  Every year… well… I’m not.  I’m not someone who offers opinions easily, and outside of promoting my next book, which happens about every four months or so… I just really don’t have much I am willing to say.

I’m sorry.  I’m pretty bad at this.  I know.

The Release of Dire Water

Posted in Grumblings on March 12, 2015 by chemiclord

Apparently, March 13th in Amazon’s terms refers to Greenwich Mean Time, which means the book is live on Amazon and Barnes and Noble.

Sure.  Why not?

The Isle of Donne is Here!

Posted in Updates on March 12, 2015 by chemiclord

Book 6 of the MegaTokyo: Endgames series is live!

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After a more than long enough wait, The Isle of Donne is available for sale.

For paperback, follow this handy Amazon link!

If dead trees don’t suit you, ebook versions for KindleKobo, and Nook are available!

Start Saving up Those Pennies…

Posted in Updates on February 25, 2015 by chemiclord

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Life as a fox-girl is never easy, especially in the land of Avalon after the revolution. Scorned by deposed nobles who consider chimeras like her bastards, and by the new republic forces who regard those same children as remnants of the old abusive nobility, it’s a day to day struggle just to be able to wake up the next morning.

So when fate puts young Sunay out on the open seas beyond the reach of political forces, it opens up an entirely new world to explore… a world that is under siege both from internal conflict as well as the dire waters of the Void.

Dire Water is coming March 13, 2015 in paperback, and for Kindle and Nook.

The Tower of Kartage – Second Edition

Posted in Grumblings on February 6, 2015 by chemiclord

It’s not often that you get a second chance to make a first impression.

Which is fortunate, because my first impression probably wasn’t all that impressive.

The Tower of Kartage was something of a rush job, on my part… desperate to get something out there. As a result, it wasn’t the most technically sound piece I have ever done, and was lacking many of the little things I wanted to do that I didn’t do in my hurry. But now, at least starting with the Kindle and Nook versions, the second edition of the Tower is live.

In terms of the story, nothing’s really changed. But the errant typos and weird formatting should be fixed. The print version now should have more uniform margins and page numbers. Little things, to be sure, but the little things add up.

I am sorry for those who felt the first edition was not properly done. You’re right. And I have to do better in the future.