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The Fire Fox has Arrived! (Sorta)

Posted in Grumblings, Updates on September 16, 2015 by chemiclord

Okay, ladies and gentlemen… bear with me here while I try and get you folks all up to date.

Amazon is doing weird things, some of which may be of benefit to all of you.

First of all, if you guys want the Kindle version of “Fire Fox”, it is actually available for pre-order for the 25th of September. Follow this link if you wish to do so: http://www.amazon.com/Fire-Fox-MegaTokyo-Endgames-Book-e…/…/

For Nook, they are dead set on a release on the 25th, no preorders or other bells and whistles. I’ll give you folks that link once it goes live.

Now, here’s where it gets weird. If you want the paperback version of Fire Fox… well… it’s available right now. Yep. Amazon’s jumping the gun by about 8 days. http://www.amazon.com/Fire-Fox-MegaTokyo-Endg…/…/0989931366/

I don’t know how this will affect Kindle matchbook or any other cross promotional deals, and I’ll update the main page once all three formats are officially released.  But if you really want the dead tree of the third book in the Endgames series, you folks are in luck. It’s here.

On the Fermi Paradox…

Posted in Grumblings with tags , , on August 28, 2015 by chemiclord

Yes, I know… it’s a burst of content for this blog!  No, I don’t know who I am and what I did with the real creator of this blog, so please stop asking.

This topic is returning back to more the intended roots of this blog, though.  My first real exposure to the Fermi Paradox was when I was a pre-teen living outside Engadine, Michigan.  Where is Engadine, Michigan you may ask?  Imagine one of the most rural and isolated parts of the lower United States, a town so small its population sign needed three digits and didn’t even warrant a stoplight.  You had to drive two hours for the nearest shopping center.

I didn’t even live in that town.  I lived a half hour outside that town.  If the Upper Peninsula of Michigan was the armpit of the country, I was living at the end of one of the pit hairs.

Point is… I lived in a pretty isolated place where my nearest neighbor was roughly a mile and a half away.

Anyway, it was a summer night and I was looking up at the stars (one advantage of living way out on the pit hairs of civilization is that the view of the sky is amazing), and my father was the first one to pose to me what I would later learn was called the Fermi Paradox.  If this universe is so full of life… why don’t we see any evidence of it?

Even then, I thought the question was rather absurd.  It would have been like me walking out to the end of the driveway, not see any other human beings, and wonder if I’m the only person in the whole world.  Even if through nothing but simple math and probability, I’d know that wasn’t true in the slightest.

That’s kinda how I view the Fermi Paradox, really… a question that sounds deep and philosophical but is really kinda dumb when you actually think about it.  Let’s be honest when we look out into the sky… we haven’t been looking very hard.  Hell, we can’t look very hard.  Right now, the only way we can find other planets is by inference.  Our farthest out man made object has barely broken out of the heliopause.  The most recent communication we could be possibly be receiving from another inhabited world is roughly 12 years old… assuming there even is a habitable world in Tau Ceti.

Let’s flip the script, and look at it from the perspective of another civilization out there in the universe.  Even if they figured there was intelligent life specifically around our Sun… how much of our civilization would be visible without being right in orbit around Earth?

We’re at the end of the driveway outside of Engadine… wondering where all the people are.

There’s no reason to think we’re alone in this vast universe.  It’s only a matter of time before we find it.  How long will that be is the only question worth musing about.

On Sensible Gun Control in America…

Posted in Grumblings on August 28, 2015 by chemiclord

I didn’t get terribly into details on Gun Control itself in an earlier post, because I wanted to focus on the larger picture beyond that one issue.  But it is true that gun control in America is an issue to be addressed, so here are my somewhat disjointed thoughts on that specific topic.

  • Thoughts like this don’t help the discussion, and honestly miss the mark.  While yes… there certainly are regular people who absolutely abhor anything but completely unfettered access to firearms, they are an insignificant minority of human beings (and I use that term loosely to describe those maniacs).  Go to any corner of this nation, and I think you will discover that Americans in fact don’t think the killing of children is bearable.  Next to no one objects to authorities at the very least better enforcing the laws we currently have, and would at least tolerate any new laws or actions that fall short of the ATF busting down their doors and taking the guns they own.
  • So what is the proper target for our anger?  The gun manufacturers who look at the deaths and the casualties and decide their profit margins that come from anyone and their mother being able to buy a gun are more important.  The National Rifle Association should really be called the National Firearm Manufacturers Association at this point, and it’s that political lobby that has perpetually stalled and misrepresented every attempt to stiffen the laws that allow access to firearms.
  • do believe we need to extend the liability laws when it pertains to gun usage.  If your weapon has been used in a crime, you should be able to held liable for the damage done with it.  Starting with civil litigation (paying out in the case of a wrongful death suit, for example) with repeat offenses leading to criminal charges (if your weapons keep winding up in the hands of criminals… at some point, you become the criminal).
  • In the case of black market weapons that had no previous established owner, the gun manufacturer can and should be held liable for the damage done.  That hopefully would end the little Manufacture – Mexico – hop the border to the U.S. black market triangle that seems to conveniently happen to the benefit of gun manufacturers.
  • Which leads to every weapon in the U.S. being required to be registered to whoever legally owns said weapon.  Some states already do this… but it should be a national requirement.  Carrying an unlicensed firearm should start small (a minor fine), to a misdemeanor offense for repeated violations.  Careful monitoring of who owns what weapon and when it changes hands is a good thing, it’s not a sign that the “gubbermint” is going to steal your guns.

Gun Control doesn’t equal a gun-free nation.  First of all, that would never happen.  But clearly there needs to be some degree of responsibility imposed on gun manufacturers and the public that buys them, because we quite clearly and evidently can’t police ourselves on this score.

On Violence and Gun Control

Posted in Grumblings with tags , , , on August 27, 2015 by chemiclord

Well, here we are again, my friends.  Looking at the aftermath of another day riddled with horrific gun violence in a very public fashion.  And once again, it’s time to rev the engines on the hottest debate to flood through the laymen and women of this country… gun control.

Now, I don’t want to dismiss the issue of gun control.  I do believe it’s important.  I do believe that easy access to guns with very few restrictions and little effort to enforce those few restrictions is a very big problem.  But at the same time, it’s not the only problem, and just improved gun control isn’t going to solve the tragedies that seem to occur on nearly a weekly basis nowadays.

These sort of events, this sort of complete collapse of humanity and general empathy to another person or group of people isn’t like a visit to Dairy Queen, where you pick one thing and consider your dessert run complete.  It’s more like an all you can eat buffet, where you get a whole meal taking from a bunch of different items.

Just removing easy access to guns isn’t going to solve the distressing lack of support for mental health and initiatives that aid people with mental illness.  It’s not going to quell the increasing disquiet about simmering racial tensions and culture of fear that lead to police officers shooting unarmed black men.  It’s not going to solve the increasing plight of people feeling they don’t have any other options to affect change in our social and economic structures.

It’s all well and good to fight for stronger gun control.  But humans (especially us Americans, it would seem) have this very obnoxious tendency to win one battle, then happily walk away like we had won the entire war.  We cannot allow this one flashpoint be the only one we address in our deeply scarred culture.

On Gawker and Journalistic Responsibility…

Posted in Grumblings with tags , , , , on July 18, 2015 by chemiclord

I’m not keen on going into details, mostly because anyone who doesn’t know shouldn’t be informed on the specifics (and I’ll get to why later) and anyone else doesn’t need a recap.

But the general thrust is that Gawker media ran an article that they shouldn’t have, and was forced to retract it after severe blowback by the community at large, despite the union’s protest that such unilateral action should not be accepted.  There is a process, they say, and they can’t let the business side of things subvert that process, even if the article isn’t deemed appropriate.

On one hand, I understand that.  Once you say, “Well… okay…” and give in without a fight, that sets a precedent.  Now your business-side can yank anything they feel hurts the bottom line and say, “Well, you let us do it with this article…” and once you let executives do that, it really kills the journalistic integrity that is vital for a publication to be given any weight in the public eye.

But there is another side that Internet reporting is finally starting to discover now that they’ve won the war with the old guard of media; journalistic responsibility.

Journalism has a responsibility not only to report the truth, but also to report the relevant.  There was absolutely nothing relevant about the article that was removed.  It didn’t expose any blatant hypocrisy.  It didn’t show a dark side that no one realized existed.  It was a hit piece, designed to do damage to a rival website, and nothing more.

Make no mistake, the old guard failed their responsibility quite often, and so this is hardly a new conundrum.  Back when the war for journalism was still being fought, the Internet reporting community felt only one question truly mattered; “Is it true?”  And when you’re fighting a pretty obviously compromised and corrupted fourth estate, that’s really the only question that needed to matter.

But now, as the bulk of Americans (and possibly the world) are now turning to Internet reporting like Gawker as their primary source of information… “is it true” isn’t enough on its own.  Hopefully, this is a lesson Gawker has learned, and other information centers on the Internet will learn through this example.

Drive-Thru Etiquette…

Posted in Grumblings with tags , , on July 16, 2015 by chemiclord

I’ve been loathe to use this blog as a personal sounding board, wanting it to remain quasi-professional… but after years of either working in the service industry or watching others making use of those services, I’ve kinda put together a personal list for Drive-Thru Etiquette that I’m finally going to share with the greater world.

1) If you don’t know what you want, please either pull to the side or pull around rather than hem and haw for several minutes while the line grows behind you.  Figure out what you want, then pull up to order.

2) “I want the special” likely isn’t sufficient information for your server.  Please elaborate rather than ask the poor sot to guess.

3) If you are ordering for more than four people, please go inside rather than hold up the line for ten minutes or more just because you are too lazy to get out of your car.

4) Don’t say, “It doesn’t matter” when you’re given a question.  The people trying to serve you aren’t paid nearly enough to try and figure out what you’d like more.  I know it’s hard to think, but give a shot.

5) When a server greets you (either in person or at a speaker), the proper response isn’t silence.

6) Don’t change or add to your order at the payment window.  You were likely given no fewer than three opportunities to change your mind before you even pulled up.  And especially don’t try to change your order after you’ve paid.

7) You’re not being slick or smart asking for a water after you’ve paid and gotten your food.  If the company charges for water, they aren’t gonna give you a complimentary one just because they don’t want to ring you up again.  Chances are, you’re just getting free water they are more than willing to give as it is.  You just look like a tool.  Stop.

8) If you can’t read the menu board… go home, get your glasses, then come back.  I don’t want to share the road with you if you are so damn blind that you can’t read.

I think if we strive to follow these simple rules, that the process of getting what you’re looking for will be smoother and more enjoyable for you, the servers, and most importantly the people waiting behind your stupid ass.

Thank you.

On Entitlement (Again)…

Posted in Grumblings with tags , , on June 18, 2015 by chemiclord

It should come as no surprise that I cringe at the invocation of the word, “entitled.”  It also should come as no surprise that when it comes to fan entitlement pertaining to content decisions of the creator, that I will near always side with the content creators over the fans.

The word has come to have an extremely negative connotation, one that isn’t always deserved.

The term has emerged again most recently in Guild Wars 2 fandom (a game that I still play with some degree of frequency), pertaining to the impeding release of the games first expansion pack.  Many “veteran” fans are furious for a bevy of reasons, and in the spirit of total fairness, the fans aren’t entirely in the wrong.

The first complaint is that $50 is simply too high of a price tag for what has been presented.  I’m not in disagreement, in all honesty.  That’s something that can be rectified as more information pertaining to the expansion is released, but at the moment, it’s not enough for the “industry standard” price tag that has been slapped on it.  You’re asking for fans to fork over money sight unseen, and Arena.net hasn’t particularly given a compelling reason to do so yet.

Still others are angry that purchasing the base expansion doesn’t come with a free character slot, something that previous games under the Guild Wars umbrella has done in the past.  Again, I’m in agreement.  There needs to be a compelling reason to break from precedent, and Arena.net has offered pretty much nothing but silence.

Entitlement doesn’t always have to be a bad thing… and in these complaints, you are seeing the positive side of it.  Standing up for what you think is a fair price to you is something that should be applauded as sound customer thinking.  And if the protest actually stirs a change in the original plan, then it can only be a victory for customers everywhere.

But, unfortunately, I can’t completely side with the fans, because once again, we have the shitty, toxic element whose beef isn’t the price or the lack of bonus perks… but that purchase of the expansion will come with the base game at no extra cost for new players.  In summary, they aren’t angry because they feel cheated, they’re angry because they feel someone else is getting more than them.  If you’re a member of this group, let it be known you’re a terrible person who needs to be summarily ignored and your complaints dismissed without merit.

On Creative Vision…

Posted in Grumblings on May 27, 2015 by chemiclord

If you believe the general thrust of the Internet, creators and their audience are at war.

Whether its games taking away things that “fans” loved (like the illusion of choice in Mass Effect 3… or the lack of dungeon content in Guild Wars 2… or the recent decision to ban flying in expansions for World of Warcraft), authors not acknowledging a fan groups “ship” (like anything in Harry Potter) or killing a character they liked (pick a page at random in A Song of Fire and Ice).  TV shows changing their focus or direction (I’ve heard so much grumbling about Supernatural on this score)… fans seem to be convinced that creators want to make them cry and ruin their fun.

Now, on that same score, I’ve heard a plenty good number of creators grumble about “entitled”, “whiny” fans who don’t respect the creator’s vision, who just want to complain about something, anything, and want to drag creators down because the “fans” are jealous and don’t want to be reminded of their talentlessness or want to be catered to.

Now, sure… a great deal of this is the nature of the Internet, the place in the words of Kevin Smith via Ben Affleck is
” … where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.”  But there is a considerable bit of animosity, especially when change happens to something we are creating or care about.

I think one thing we all need to remember in the fan/creator dynamic is that none of us are really invested in each other, we are all invested emotionally and financially in the same intellectual property.  As a result, the decisions made and the things said really aren’t targeting people, it’s targeting our shared investment in this created work.

But in addition to that, here are some more things I think should be considered.

To Creators: Change is something of an anathema to your fans.  No matter what you do, you’re going to upset people.  But that’s not an excuse to just say “fuck it.  I’m gonna do what I want because people are gonna bitch anyway.”  Whenever you make a change, I think you should ask, “Is pursuing my creative vision worth the good will and the money I will likely lose?  Which is more important to me?”

Believe it or not, there is no wrong answer to that question, regardless of what some scoffing hipster might tell you about the pursuit of “art.”  The thing to remember is, that your fans aren’t necessary blind, or despise your “vision” or are too ignorant to understand.  People like what they like, and getting angry over your changes simply says, “I don’t like this.”  They really aren’t attacking you or dismissing your vision necessarily, even if it sounds like it.  They often don’t know any better way to express their distaste.

Getting angry or curt is understandable, but it doesn’t actually accomplish anything.  At some point in the entire process, someone has to be above the pettiness, and that responsibility pretty much has to stem from the creator, because it’s rare that a creator who acts so immaturely maintains any fans for very long.

To Fans: It’s important to remind yourself that regardless of your individual investment, there is no special relationship between a creator and his or her fans.  There is absolutely no obligation whatsoever to cater to your whims or desires.

Outside of a commissioned work, your money only entitles you to the product you received.  If you don’t like that product in the end, that’s fine, and it is entirely within your right to not support the product in the future.  It is even acceptable to try and explain what it is you don’t like, and what you’d rather experience.

What it doesn’t entitle you to is the right to behave as poorly or maliciously as you can to try and “convince” the creator they are making a “mistake.”  If a creator has decided to pursue his or her vision over your wants, that is final. Becoming rude and/or violent is terrible, juvenile behavior that has no place in acceptable interaction.  You do not make your point when you cross that line… if anything, you prove why you shouldn’t get what you want.

On Sad and Rabid Puppies…

Posted in Grumblings on April 29, 2015 by chemiclord

Take this with a grain of salt coming from a man who has never been, and never will be, nominated for a Hugo.

As I understand the story, a group of people led by the oh so charming sample of genteel masculinity, Vox Day, created a voting bloc (manned by fellow thinkers and borrowing from the GamerGate power pool) by effectively buying memberships in the World Science Fiction Convention and using that voting power to push a handful of retrograde, “space exploring and daring-doo” (read also, chauvinistic and borderline racist) stories to the forefront of the awards ceremony.

This, predictably, set off an Internet fire storm between people who think the 60’s should remain the 60’s, and conservatives who are dead set on opening new fronts in America’s “culture war” against “SJWs.”

Did this happen?  Probably.  Does Vox Day embody some of the worst kind of slimy anti-progressive thoughts in our country?  I’m sure (based on my limited experience with the man).  Are the Sad Puppies right that they’re simply doing what the “Social Justice Warriors” have been doing for years?  I’m sure.

But for those who are afraid this is a setback in the cause of equality and social justice… allow me to assure you, it isn’t.  Hell, in the realm of science fiction, they were abjectly defeated by the early 70’s.  The most prominent creators in the fields that they once felt they held dominion are now controlled by the likes of Joss Whedon and J.J. Abrams (being handed the helm from the likes of Gene Roddenberry in the process).  In ever increasing numbers, readers and those consuming science fiction are demanding women that are more than scenery and yes, even representation of capable minority characters.  Science Fiction is the perfect breeding ground for the sort of political and social exploration of what our civilization and culture could (and perhaps should) be.

This “new front” of theirs isn’t going to bear any fruit, and no commandeering an awards ceremony is going to change that.  There’s certainly dogged resistance, but let’s be honest… those who are fighting on the conservative side of this war deep down know they’re losing.  At this point, they’re merely desperately trying to dictate the terms of their surrender.

Rest easy, my friends.  The only thing the Sad Puppies might do is damage the reputation of the Hugo Awards.  Which, honestly, would be a pretty small and insignificant victory for those trying to resist the inevitable.

So, I’m Getting Followers Now…

Posted in Grumblings on April 1, 2015 by chemiclord

Welcome to the most boring place on the Internet… I guess.

Seriously, though.  Every year I promise to be more active in this blog.  Every year… well… I’m not.  I’m not someone who offers opinions easily, and outside of promoting my next book, which happens about every four months or so… I just really don’t have much I am willing to say.

I’m sorry.  I’m pretty bad at this.  I know.